Archive for January, 2008

31 Jan

Booking Through Thursday: Quirks

This week’s question, What are some of the more outrageous characters you’ve read, and how do you feel about them? resulted in my blog being hijacked. Again.

Hey. Trevor Wolff here. You know: bass player of ShapeShifter, star of Trevor’s Song, and all-around bad ass.

I should be at the top of every single one of your lists this week. But here’s the problem: I’m to be too fucking quirky for most of those egghead publishers. Susan gets these letters that she asked a literary agent about and the answer’s what she thought it was: no editor at a publishing house is brave enough to take me on. Seems books about rock stars like me don’t sell.

Now, here’s the deal. I guarantee you that if you read my book and get to know me, I’ll head up your list. You’ll buy Susan’s book about me for your friends. Shit, you’ll give it to your worst enemy just because you gotta share me with someone and you just ran out of friends but that’s not gonna stop your cute ass.

Yeah, yeah, publishing’s a business and all that. Who do you think created this fucking band? You think it was that blondie all the girls drool over? No. It was me. Trevor Fucking Wolff.

Trevor knows business.

And I fucking hate people who talk about themselves without using the word I. I’s a great word. Know why? ’cause it’s all about me.

Want to see me in print? Get your asses back here. Lots. Spread the word about this ugly bass player who makes up for it in every single way. Let’s prove to those scaredy-asses that yeah, people want Trevor, and for the length of an entire novel.

Rock stars do sell. We don’t sell out, but we do sell.

I got the Platinum Records on my wall to prove it.

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30 Jan

Thursday Thirteen #64 — The Six Things Meme, Doubled

The Six Things Meme, doubled (plus one)

Both Donica and Gecko (the blogger, not the member of Deadly Metal Hatchet) have tagged me for the six things meme, the one where you talk about six non-important habits/quirks/things. Here are the rules.

* Link to the person who tagged you.

* Post the rules on your blog.

* Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.

* Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.

* Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

But… this is me, and God forbid I follow the rules. And you guys like the band more than you like me, so … onward!

These first six are smokin’!
1. Trevor had his first cigarette at ten and his first joint a week later. Why bother to smoke if you’re not going to smoke the good stuff?

2. Trevor had to convince Mitchell smoking was cool.

3. Daniel started to smoke when he was fourteen. He’s not really sure why; he gravitated toward the burn-outs in school and loved their music and smoking was just part of the scene. He never thought much about it.

4. Daniel’s grandmother had a cigarette a day while he was off at school. He never suspected.

5. Eric took up smoking when Trevor got all over him about being the pastor’s kid. Cigarettes don’t do it for him, but pot does.

6. Kerri tried it once, coughed, and decided there were better things to do with her life and better highs to get. That doesn’t stop her from hitting Eric or Trevor’s joints every now and then (usually when Mitchell’s not watching. As if he doesn’t tipple…).

This six is cold.

1. Kerri grew up in Pittsburgh. She’s familiar with snow; it’s no big deal. In fact, living in Riverview, she sort of misses it.

2. Mitchell, Trevor, Daniel, and Eric had never seen snow until they went on tour.

3. Mitchell likes to build snowmen.

4. Trevor likes to throw snowballs. At Mitchell’s head. Mitchell’s aim, once provoked, is better than Trevor’s. Trevor milks the resultant sore areas for the girls. Go figure.

5. Eric’s a snow angel sort of guy.

6. Daniel just watches and laughs. And wishes for a white sand beach.

As for me (your thirteenth bonus fact), yes.

Now to tag… nah. That’d be playing by the rules. If you’re so moved, do the usual: link back to me and holler that you have so I can come giggle with you.

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!

The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will try to link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

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28 Jan

The Liar’s Diary Blog Day!

Today (Tuesday), over 300 bloggers, writers, and other luminaries are standing up for one of our own: Patry Francis. You can read a great post about it here. Or here. And 300 or more places, too.

The idea here, gang, is that Patry Francis is too sick with cancer to promote her book. So we’re all pitching in to do it for her.

Like many of us, the road to publication hasn’t come easy. And now to have to face cancer on top of it? C’mon. Give this woman a break already!

Go to that first link I posted and check out the names of the people involved in this. Look at this wonderful, amazing community of people — not just writers and publishing people — who are coming together for one woman.

One woman.

Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel said that it takes one person to start a revolution. And then another.

I’m not much of a follower; you groupies around here know that. But this time, I’m proud to jump on the bandwagon and help spread the word about Patry Francis. It’s not just that she’s got cancer and can’t do the promotional stuff herself. It’s that here’s a writer who’s written a book that sounds terrific. Here’s a woman who has touched many people quite deeply.

Now’s our chance to give back. To say thanks — for the book, for the inspiration that is Patry, for the chance to come together and be part of this revolution.

Go on and pick up The Liar’s Diary. Feel free to use my handy-dandy link right there; it’ll take you to Powell’s bookstore. While you’re there, do another writer a good deed. Pick up a book by a new-to-you author. Need ideas? Check out that list of people participating in today’s Blog Event for Patry. They’re doing her a good turn. Why not do one for them to say thanks?

Here’s the blurb for The Liar’s Diary:
Answering the question of what is more powerful—family or friendship? this debut novel unforgettably shows how far one woman would go to protect either.

They couldn’t be more different, but they form a friendship that will alter both their fates. When Ali Mather blows into town, breaking all the rules and breaking hearts (despite the fact that she is pushing forty), she also makes a mark on an unlikely family. Almost against her will, Jeanne Cross feels drawn to this strangely vibrant woman, a fascination that begins to infect Jeanne’s “perfect” husband as well as their teenaged son.

At the heart of the friendship between Ali and Jeanne are deep-seated emotional needs, vulnerabilities they have each been recording in their diaries. Ali also senses another kind of vulnerability; she believes someone has been entering her house when she is not at home—and not with the usual intentions. What this burglar wants is nothing less than a piece of Ali’s soul.

When a murderer strikes and Jeanne’s son is arrested, we learn that the key to the crime lies in the diaries of two very different women . . . but only one of them is telling the truth. A chilling tour of troubled minds, The Liar’s Diary signals the launch of an immensely talented new novelist who knows just how to keep her readers guessing.

A huge thank you needs to go out to the fearless folk who’ve organized today’s effort to raise awareness of Patry. I hate to think I’d ever be in a position where I couldn’t promote Trevor fully, but it’s nice to hope that you guys would help me out in such a way. You organizers have put a ton of time, energy, and effort into making today’s event happen and while I wish I could list you all, I know myself and I’d forget someone important, or include the wrong people. Really. Go look at Susan’s blog. Thank her and all the others involved. Thank them. One person CAN make a difference. One book sold may not cure cancer, but when those books add up, it can take an awful lot of stress away from someone who doesn’t need any extra stress right now.

Beat this cancer motherfucker, Patry. We’re all pulling for you.

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27 Jan

Fiction Outtake: Chicken Scratch (the Early Years)

Another one inspired by the Weekend Wordsmith prompt, and posted in time for the Poetry Train. As always, if you’re new here and need some background about who is who, click on the names the first time they appear and you’ll be magically transported to a bio page. Just don’t forget to come back!

Mitchell was whistling when he got home after his guitar lesson; whistling was better than dancing, even though that’s more what he felt like. Since he’d graduated from lessons with Randy, things had been a million times better. Now when he and Trevor hung out down by the river and dreamed of making it big, he believed they’d get there, all right.

He stopped in the kitchen, snagged the bag of potato chips sitting on the kitchen table, kissed Ma on the cheek, and headed upstairs.

Ma called after him, “Get your homework done!”

“That’s where I’m going!” He put his back to the door, tenderly put the bag of potato chips under his arm, and shoved against the broken latch.

He turned around, stopped whistling, and dropped both his guitar and the potato chips.

Trevor was sitting at Mitchell’s desk. Well, it was supposed to be their desk now that they shared the room, but Trevor refused to use it. Something about being too cool for desks and homework and if the jackasses at school didn’t agree, they could throw him out already and save them all the daily hassle of chasing him out of the john when he needed a smoke.

“What’d Ma bribe you with?” Mitchell asked, lunging for his guitar. It didn’t matter that he had it in a hard case, it still might have been damaged.

“Nothing,” Trevor said and held up Mitchell’s civics notebook. The page was covered in what looked like chicken scratch.

Mitchell set the guitar gently down on his bed and went for a closer look at Trevor’s masterpiece. It looked even more like chicken scratch. He told Trevor so.

“Good.”

“Good?” Mitchell handed the notebook back and turned to his guitar, determined he’d actually look it over this time. No more distractions.

“Yes, good,” Trevor said with that sniff Mitchell knew all too well. “Have you seen one single rock star with an autograph you can make out?”

Mitchell didn’t bother to answer. No more distractions, he reminded himself.

“Of course you haven’t,” Trevor half-yelled, jumping to his feet and tipping the chair over backwards. “There aren’t any! And I’ll be damned if I’ll be the first.”

“Why not? After all,” Mitchell added with a sniff that mocked the ones Trevor handed out so freely, “you’re Trevor Fucking Wolff. You can’t be like everyone else.”

“Well, this time, I can be.” Trevor hugged the notebook to his chest. “Do you know how long it took me to write this messy? Fucking hours.”

Mitchell looked up from the guitar. “Shoulda spent that on your bass. You might actually get good.”

Trevor sneered and fixed the chair. “Here, golden boy,” he said. “Maybe I’ll go work on that.” He stalked out of the room, trying to slam it shut as he went. Between the broken latch and the fix Mitchell’s dad had put on it, the door just bounced back open.

In the hallway, Trevor kicked the wall. Ma yelled at him for it.

Whatever, Mitchell figured, so long as he had the desk back so he could get his homework done — once he was sure the guitar was okay. Trevor might not get any better on bass, so it was up to him to carry them both.

Maybe later, Trevor would show him ways to change his own autograph. Make it cooler. Which meant harder to read.

Chicken scratch, the handwriting of the rock star.

Mitchell grinned. That had a good ring to it.

Eeek. This is major rough draft. But it’s an outtake and that’s the idea. One day, I’ll clean these puppies up and let you take them home and sleep with them. Just don’t call them George.

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26 Jan

Sunday Best: More Awards

Man, it’s been a busy week. And wait until you see what I have for tomorrow’s Poetry Train, too! I may have to post it a bit unfinished; we’ll see. You’ll like it, regardless. And if you love it, once I polish it, if you ask nicely enough, maybe I’ll make it available as a PDF or something and you can have your very own copy to sleep with. Or whatever it is you do with those things.

But in the meantime, before I can hop on the train (and why don’t you join me on it?), let me address the Sunday Best. The best of my week.

This week, even though two great books arrived for my reading and reviewing pleasure, the best has to be a plethora of awards.

First is Pussreboots and Breeni, who both awarded me the You Make My Day Award.

Is it tacky to give it back to them? They both make my day, on a regular basis.

The rules say I’m supposed to pass this on to at least ten people. Ten’s a big number (even though, as Puss says, “[Susan's] blog goes to Eleven.”)

But let’s see…

1. Amy Ruttan makes my day, and not just because she gave me the next award. Amy’s got a happy-go-lucky attitude that shines through her blog and always makes me smile. Even when the EDJ is making her nuts.

2. Joely, who’s just all-around awesome and whose dedication and discipline leave me speechless.

3. Thomma Lyn, who is on the same wavelength as me concerning cats and the outdoors. (hey, TL, remind me to send you the link to the live feed from Yellowstone!)

4. L^2. I’m not a dog person, but Stella and Willow are trying to change that.

5. Red, whose unflagging enthusiasm to get me into print keeps me going when I’m frustrated.

6. Spy Scribbler, who always makes me think about the writing process. And who doesn’t live that far away from my Martian self; we totally ought to do the face-to-face thing one day.

7. Of course, Rhian, who has cool posts and hosts the Poetry Train. And has graciously offered to make ShapeShifter’s logo come to life for us. Three cheers for Rhi and that offer aren’t enough; we need more like eighteen. Per minute.

8. Robin, who hangs out around her island and is going to keep me sane when I’m playing single parent and she’s hosting the Tour Manager around that island…

9. She’sawriter is a new read of mine. She’s making a great community for writerly resources. And turning me on to new places to hang, too.

10. And Frigga, from Any Apples. I hate to admit I missed musical Fridays and that I’ve gone out of my way some days to make sure I’m alone in the house so I can play to my heart’s content. So I won’t. I will own up, though, to having her picture blog in my reader. Cool stuff.

Whew. That was a lot of people, and this post is long.

But I have to acknowledge the new Roar

that Amy gave me. I needed it; the day she awarded it to me, I got a rejection letter from an agent who had the gumption to come out and say that Trevor doesn’t fit nicely into today’s marketplace. Makes you wonder what’s wrong with the marketplace that they don’t want a cranky rock star with a bad attitude. And an ugly cranky rock star with a bad attitude, to boot. But still.

So what three things hook me about a book?
1. Characters who could be alive. You know. Sort of like Trevor.
2. Prose that allows me to picture things in my head. Who needs movies when there’s writing that’s this clear and wonderful?
3. A willing suspension of disbelief. I mean, do you REALLY think people like Trevor exist? Of course not; he’s too much like the rest of us. You can’t possibly have the kind of success that ShapeShifter’s had and not have to insulate yourself from real life, even a little bit. Yet it’s fun to think about and believe in.

And to pass it along? I’m picking this time a writer who is more of a blogger than an actual writer, per se. It’s Bob-Kat, whose posts are incredible. She takes me places and shows me the world. Her posts linger in my brain, and I suspect many of my groupies around here haven’t met her yet.

That’s it for now, boys and girls. (Be glad Mitchell’s not here; he likes calling his audiences pussies.) Lots of awards that’re giving me warm fuzzies. I’ll be back soon with a new outtake…

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24 Jan

Booking Through Thursday — Huh?

Once again, this week’s Booking Through Thursday made me laugh. Ready?

What’s your favorite book that nobody else has heard of? You know, not Little Women or Huckleberry Finn, not the latest best-seller . . . whether they’ve read them or not, everybody “knows” those books. I’m talking about the best book that, when you tell people that you love it, they go, “Huh? Never heard of it?”

Here’s what’s so giggle-worthy about this question: most of the books I plug are books you’ve never heard of. Not all; a number of you had read A Thread of Grace, Mary Doria Russell’s brilliant novel of Italy during the Holocaust.

But the rest?

Oh, my goodness.

Check out my Library Thing widget over there on the left; it lists only the books I rave about. Go back into my archives and look around at the books I’ve read and loved.

And stay tuned. I’ve got more to come — reading the books no one’s heard of is one of my missions in life.

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23 Jan

Thursday Thirteen #63 — More Pictures of Yellowst…

Before we rock this week’s Thirteen, let me plug the Blue Ribbon Bloggers, where I’ve been hanging out since being invited to join. Hanging out means NEW POSTS that don’t appear here, gang. Keep an eye on me over there; you never know what trouble I’ll be stirring up!

Speaking of trouble, you may have noticed that there’s been none to be found here at the Meet and Greet; my personal life’s had enough of it. That’s why I’m pleased to bring you another set of pictures from Yellowstone. Relax and enjoy with me.

1. Trevor: Hey, wait just a fucking minute, here! You set up this blog for me, Trevor Fucking Wolff, not for some four-legged, shaggy thing you could only see in a fucking telescope.

Eric: The man’s got a point, Susan. We haven’t been seen on this blog since December 27th. That’s a long time for us.

Mitchell: Trev’s right. The whole point of this blog was to promote the band and the book about the band.

2. Daniel: But, guys, these pictures are pretty cool. Check out this one. It looks like something Kerri would paint.

3.

4. Mitchell: If she painted science fiction book covers. And trees.

Kerri: I usually don’t do trees, no. But that is a cool picture. So’s this one.

5. Trevor: If we’re going to do the fucking pictures, let’s show the good shit. Like this one.

6. Trevor: This is Fatso. Or that’s what Susan named her.

Eric: Poor thing came right over to Susan’s group when they got out of the vans to look for wolves. She was looking for handouts.

Trevor: That’s how you know it’s a coyote. Wolves are too cool to beg.

Daniel: It’s a dangerous thing for any animal to learn. We have to keep them wild.

7. Mitchell: Look how close she was to the cars.

Daniel: Scary. When the Tour Manager got down on one knee to take this picture,she started to approach him.

Mitchell: Can’t imagine what Susan would do if the Tour Manager got taken out by a coyote.

Trevor: It’d have been cooler to be taken out by wolves.

8. Daniel: Look. Susan got other shots of coyotes. Check out this one. What’s it standing on?

Eric: A frozen river. Check out the next one.

Trevor: Is that bird fucking with the coyote?

Mitchell: Looks like it.

Trevor: Must be a girl. Only girls fuck around like that.

Kerri: And what’s the coyote doing? It’s not fucking around?

Mitchell: Hell, no. It’s trying to figure out if the swan’s for lunch.

12. Trevor: Speaking of lunch…

Mitchell: Save it for next week, Trev. If we push Susan too far, she’s likely to ban us from the blog again.

Daniel: She does it long enough, the groupies will revolt.

13. Eric: Give her time and she’ll get the balance back. Right now, there’s a lot to show everyone.

Daniel: Where you going?

Eric: To look over the rest of the pictures. Anyone coming?

The band scampers after Eric, fighting to see the rest of the shots.

So much for my nice, quiet blog… Somehow, with all the stresses in real life this past week, this sort of verbal sparring is as welcome as the pictures. While you soak it in, don’t forget about the Blue Ribbon Bloggers! Click on my name to see my posts.

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22 Jan

Susan’s Inside Writing: Inside Roadie Poet’s Rhythm

The responses I’ve gotten to this week’s Roadie Poet entry surprised me. I never would have expected you guys to read the poem as a song. Thank you! That’s high praise and I’ve got much-needed warm fuzzies from what you had to say, especially about that last stanza.

I wanted to pause and talk about where it came from, because to me, the story behind it is sorta cool.

Whenever Roadie Poet tugs on my consciousness and tells me he’s got something to say, I always picture him like my friend Toby, who does his share of roadie work, both on and off the road. He works full-time for a band and gets a lot more interaction with the band than RP does. Toby also has the most incredible speaking voice; I used to love to hear him talk. (and like most men in my life, his e-mails usually consist of a word or two but a phone conversation can last an hour, which is a good thing when you’re speaking with someone who’s got a great voice.)

But there’s another component to RP, and that’s a woman I used to know when I worked in radio. She worked at Metal Blade Records, as a rep to radio stations like mine; I spent a week with her when I was weighing a job offer from Roadrunner Records. Lori’s cool people.

She left the relatively safe world of record labels and went on a wild ride, eventually winding up as a roadie. I believe she’s still there, working for Sesame Street Live, last I heard.

Her name came back up last week, when I had #2 at dance classes. The ballet instructor was talking about how she’d gone to see Sesame Street Live when it was here and how she’d cried as she sat there and watched. It turned out that she’d been part of the company.

A-ha! I thought. I knew there was something about this woman that I had been keying into since I’d met her this year, and that something is our love of the touring life. We’ve both got it in our blood.

She gave it up to have a more stable life. I gave it up because I knew, long-term, I could never sustain it. Not if I wanted to be a writer, too — which is the reason I turned down those job offers at record labels. Being a writer is something I need to be. Yet my passion for music is also something I can’t deny.

Thus, ShapeShifter. And Deadly Metal Hatchet, and Chelle LaFleur, Kermit Ladd, and Roadie Poet.

And, thus, this week’s Roadie Poet.

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20 Jan

Roadie Poet: Rhythm of the Road

Tour’s in full swing.
No clue where we are.
One city, another
All look the same.

Inside.

Days pick up a rhythm
Bus moves with one
Rhythm drives you up the ladder
Takes you back down
Across the stage.

No clue what the sun looks like
Or if there’s snow on the ground.

Who cares?
Days move with a rhythm.
Set up
Show
Tear down
Hit the road.

This is when a roadie learns
What’s in his blood.
If the road is there or not.
If his blood moves
With
The rhythm of the road.

Don’t forget to take a ride on the Poetry Train! Grab yourself a car while you’re at it, too. The only rule is that there are no rules, so join in, why don’tcha?

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19 Jan

Susan’s Book Talk: Winnings and an overdue Congrats

First for the overdue congratulations: to author Jeanne Marie Laskas, who was one of my non-fiction professors at Pitt once upon a time. This is SO overdue, I’m embarrassed. But I’m mentioning it anyway ’cause I once ran into Ms. Laskas at a metal show. I was all decked out in a pair of cute shorts, topped with a heavy metal t-shirt that Mitchell would try to wheedle away from me if he could. And there is my used-to-be prof, at her first show, sticking out like a sore thumb and friendly as everyone else in the place. I like Jeanne Marie Laskas.

WELL, way back in June, it was reported that her next book sold at auction. There’s no news of it yet on her website, but we can hope for word soon.

And for the winning part… I was thinking the other day that I never win anything, and my luck must be tied to my poor bamboo plant that’s struggling right now. Shows you what I know: I’ve won two online contests!

First was at Stacy’s Place on Earth, where I won a $10 Borders gift card. Can you say new Colleen Gleason next month?

And then the other was at Katrina’s Stone Soup. I won a copy of Nectar from a Stone, by Jane Guill, and some artwork from this very talented author. Cool!

Now if my luck can hold long enough to get Trevor some publishing love, the world will be a happier place. Or if Sid can heal fast. That would be a good thing, too.

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