June 26, 2007
So that way cool wench herself, Rhian, honored me with the Rockin’ Wench Blogger award, formerly known as the Rockin’ Girl Blogger award. You should think I’d be used to all the honors you guys show me, but nope. Not yet.
At the same time, Red, Wylie, Sophisticated Writer and Xine all made me nuts by tagging me with the same frelling meme! Didn’t last weekend’s acceptance of the tag teach you anything — or are you guys clever enough to tag me, knowing I’m going to turn it inside out and upside down and prove how worthy and deserving I am of that Rockin’ Wench Blogger Award???
Clever women… All of you.
Instead of going to Wikipedia and following the rules of the Birthday Meme, I’m going to give you thirteen (’cause this is my Thursday Thirteen post) things instead.
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Hey, wait one fucking minute here. Susan wouldn’t have come up with this blog if it hadn’t been for me. This fucked-up thing she’s doing needs to center around me. Trevor Fucking Wolff. (And if that’s not enough to save her from the shame of not being an R-rated blog, I’ll call my dealer and have him come liven the party up some.) Without further ado (I’ve always wanted to say that), here’s a list all about me and that day in November. 1. Trevor Fucking Wolff was born. Are you dumb enough to believe that anything else important happened? 2. Other shit happened on that day, too. Like the day when Pam came up to Rusty and told her that Mitchell would like her better if Rusty wore a push-up bra. I knew I’d have trouble hating Rusty properly when she kept calm and said, “Why mess with perfection?” 3. Then there was the night the band played this show and Walter Cicewski jumped up on stage. Turns out he and Mitchell were buddies. The big idiot never bothered to tell any of us he’d buddied up to someone like Chi-Chev. 4. It was the first time I bought anything from Lyric‘s shop. Mitchell told me to. Like I listen to that dork; I was going to before he told me to. 5. The band landed in Japan for the first time. Two days later, I ran up a sushi bill I couldn’t pay. Remind me to tell you that one. 6. On my nineteenth birthday, Harry’s Hoagies went back to using the good meatballs. They’d been using this piss-poor recipe before that and if you ate them, you’d have the runs for two days. Three if you were lucky. 7. Chelle LaFleur claims it’s the day she said, “You heard it first, and you heard it here. Fat chicks with dark skin do like metal! You sit down and watch ’cause I’ll prove it.” I’ll be damned, but she’s doing just that. 8. It was somewhere around my birthday that I hooked up with Amy and started my whole thing with the Voss family. 9. Boomer, the KRVR DJ, played ShapeShifter for the first time. It was our demo, but that didn’t matter. It was ShapeShifter. On the radio. On my birthday. I thought life didn’t get any better than that. Fuck, I was a fool. 10. Mama Voss actually fed me turkey on Thanksgiving. Okay, that wasn’t on my real birthday ’cause Hank knocked eight of my teeth loose the day before when I asked for a day without him drinking, but Sonya put together a holiday dinner once I could eat solids again. 11. I got stoned with Daniel and Eric for the first time. I don’t think Eric had ever gotten stoned before. He liked it. 12. Other famous birthdays: Who fucking cares? It’s all about Trevor Wolff. 13. Famous people who died on my birthday: Like I care? Life goes on with or without you. So long as it’s going on with me, nothing else matters. |
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!
Now that Trevor’s lost interest in this and has gone to gaze at his reflection, I thought I’d nominate a few folks for the Rockin’ Wench Blogger Award.
First off: my blogging road crew: Karen and Janelle. They’ve put hours into the Summer’s Hidden Treasures Contest, so be a sport and join in the fun!
And then my writing blogger friends: Amy Ruttan, Wylie Kinson, Thomma Lyn, and Sophisticated Writer.
Toni
June 27, 2007 8:16 pm
That is hilarious! Have a happy day! BR/A HREF=”http://Beinganairforcewife.com” REL=”nofollow” Air Force Wife /A
Milan - zzz
June 27, 2007 8:31 pm
OK Trevor what have you done with Susan???BR/I guess you have everything with the fact that she posted her TT about Trevor Fucking Wolff’s ass two days earlier!
Susan Helene Gottfried
June 27, 2007 8:33 pm
Only one, Milan. Only one.
Sue
June 27, 2007 8:42 pm
Hahaha Great list! Happy TT .. 🙂
Wylie Kinson
June 27, 2007 8:46 pm
LMAO!!! You did put an unusual twist on that, didn’t you!! BR/And thanks for the award *blush* You shouldn’t have… BR/but I’m glad you did! 😉
Thomma Lyn
June 27, 2007 9:47 pm
LOLOL! Have I told Trevor lately that I love him? 😀 He’s such a mess. But he’s a rockin’, bitchin’ cool mess!BR/BR/And awwwwwww, thank you so much for the Rockin’ Girl / Rockin’ Wench Blogger Award! That’s a wonderful honor, and it’s an honor to be proud of, coming from a Isuper/I-Rockin’ Blogger Wench like you! BR/BR/I so appreciate it, my friend *big smile*!
Christine
June 27, 2007 10:33 pm
This is definitely very original and very deserving of the Rockin Wench Award. I especially loved Trevor’s response to who else shares his birthday. Very clever, my friend. BR/BR/Oh, serves me right: I was going to award Thomma Lyn the award that Miss Frou bestowed on me – and you beat me to it! Great minds think alike, I say . . . Have a great weekend, XINE
maiylah
June 27, 2007 11:02 pm
lol … got to love #2! :DBR/happy TT
Jill
June 27, 2007 11:07 pm
No crispy detail about Susan??BR/So tired… no more words!!
Janelle Martin
June 27, 2007 11:20 pm
Ah, *blushing* thank you for the nomination. May I please have Trevor present the award to me? *devilish leer*
L^2
June 27, 2007 11:40 pm
ROFLMAO!!! Fantastic spin on the meme!
Tilly Greene
June 28, 2007 12:28 am
I’m so loving Trevor today…12 and 13 were just fucking perfect 🙂
Robin
June 28, 2007 1:11 am
I am so never eating a hoagie again…BR/BR/Happy TT :).
Lesley
June 28, 2007 1:15 am
hehe What fun! Happy TT!
bunnygirl
June 28, 2007 1:26 am
Fun stuff, as always! 😀
Starrlight
June 28, 2007 1:48 am
Well we know what his priorites are!
Darla
June 28, 2007 6:13 am
I’m still laughing. Trevor is just so much fun!
Alasandra
June 28, 2007 8:10 am
Thanks for visiting my TT.
Joely Sue Burkhart
June 28, 2007 8:20 am
The sushi one really cracked me up for some reason today. Happy TT!
MommyBa
June 28, 2007 8:35 am
Hilarious list! LOL! :)BR/BR/Happy Thursday dear! 🙂
gabriella hewitt
June 28, 2007 9:12 am
Congrats on the rocking blogger award!!BR/BR/I got tagged with this meme too. I know mine won’t be nearly as creative or funny as Trevor’s. 😉
karen!
June 28, 2007 9:39 am
Oh, I feel so special! :DBR/BR/Happy Thursday! I’m hoping to be really productive today… maybe you could sent Trev around to motivate (or distract!) me
Lori
June 28, 2007 9:41 am
LOL…loved your post:) Happy TT.
Mama Duck
June 28, 2007 10:17 am
ROTFL I especially love #13 ;). Awesome.
cheesygiraffe
June 28, 2007 10:33 am
Great TT Susan. You deserve the Rockin’ Wench Blogger award. :)BR/Rock on babe!
T.A.Chase
June 28, 2007 11:03 am
Awesome TT, Susan. That Trevor is certainly a confident fellow…lol.BR/BR/Oh and congrats on being awarded the Rockin’ Wench Blogger. totally well deserved. 🙂
Red Garnier
June 28, 2007 11:05 am
LOL, she’s back, ladies. THIS IS HILARIOUS, SUSAN!! Loved it…
Amy Ruttan
June 28, 2007 11:08 am
Too funny!!!BR/BR/Hey thanks for the nomination, you really made my day!!! Cool, I’m a rockin’ wench. I like that.
samulli
June 28, 2007 11:21 am
I really love Trevor. Just have to love somebody who manages to say Fuck more often than me. LOLBR/BR/And congrats to the award. Whatever that was for, I’m certain you deserve it. ;o)
Ann
June 28, 2007 11:29 am
Great list. Thanks for the laughs. And congrats on the Rockin Wench Award, well deserved.
Starla
June 28, 2007 12:11 pm
Ahhhh… number 13 couldn’t be more true.BR/BR/Loved it as usual!
Christine d'Abo
June 28, 2007 12:12 pm
ROFL Trevor is awesome. And I agree with your choices for the awards. You girls rock!
Christine d'Abo
June 28, 2007 12:12 pm
ROFL Trevor is awesome. And I agree with your choices for the awards. You girls rock!
Christine d'Abo
June 28, 2007 12:12 pm
ROFL Trevor is awesome. And I agree with your choices for the awards. You girls rock!
Sophisticated Writer
June 28, 2007 12:39 pm
Trevor sure likes to take all the attention, Susan.BR/BR/THIS T13 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT SUSAN NOT YOU TREVOR!BR/BR/(Never mind my yelling up there! He didn’t hear me, did he? *gulp*)BR/BR/A very entertaining and interesting list Susan and yes it seems Trevor always had a lot going on in November 🙂 (Are you a Scorpio?)BR/BR/As for the Rockin’ Girl / Rockin’ Wench Blogger Award: I’m just deeply moved beyond words. Thank you so much dear friend. You’ve made my day 🙂
Amelia June
June 28, 2007 1:31 pm
Well isn’t he LOVELY. Tee hee.BR/BR/Happy TT Susan!
busy91
June 28, 2007 1:31 pm
Trevor who? *ducks*BR/Happy TT!
Julia
June 28, 2007 3:00 pm
LOL Susan – love th hear what Trevor been doing he just only crack me up 😉 BR/BR/Happy TTs to you!
FRIGGA
June 28, 2007 4:21 pm
Trevor’s got quite a sense of humor! Happy TT13 – oh and I’m here via Sparky Duck 😉
shelley
June 28, 2007 5:23 pm
Lol – great list. Trevor sounds like my kind of guy.
julia
June 28, 2007 7:13 pm
Congratulations on your Rockin Wench award, Susan! I love your title card for the TT with the guitar and monitors – beautiful.BR/BR/As for being disgusted with not getting an R rating for the blog, how much more Rockin Wench can you get?
Susan Helene Gottfried
June 28, 2007 7:15 pm
Oh, I got the R-rating, have no fear. I’m not disgusted by that at all!
Breeni
June 28, 2007 8:17 pm
Damn that Susan for stealing all of Trevor’s thunder!
Jenny McB
June 28, 2007 9:00 pm
What a wench! Poor Trevor has some issues, doesn’t he, with sharing…
Susan Helene Gottfried
June 28, 2007 9:07 pm
You might want to scroll up for the answer to that one, Jenny…
Lisa Andel
June 28, 2007 9:34 pm
I just have to find the time to read more about this guy. What a total ass!BR/BR/Crap, now I’m going to have to be nice to Rhi for leading me here. 😉
tommiea
June 28, 2007 10:06 pm
great list! happy TT
Janet
June 28, 2007 10:47 pm
Spoken like a TRUE teenager!
Alyssa Goodnight
June 28, 2007 11:19 pm
All I can say is ‘WOW!’
Tink
June 29, 2007 6:31 am
Leave it to Trevor to get me to giggle! ;-)BR/Thanks for visiting my random TT!
Jane
June 29, 2007 7:37 am
What a great list. Very funny.BR/Thanks for dropping by my T13. Sorry I have visited in a while. It is hard to get around to all the blogs I want to visit!!! So many blogs…so little time!
Sanni
June 29, 2007 12:28 pm
WOO-HOO! I so missed ya. Sorry for my disappearance – many “unblogable” things were bothering me… but I read you daily in my feedreader =)BR/BR/Congrats on your awards – rock on!
Haley-O
June 29, 2007 3:18 pm
Trevor has quite the mouth on him, huh! Hee!
Donica Covey
June 29, 2007 5:08 pm
Hey gal!BR/BR/You posted to my T13 about all the animals I’d seen on my vacation. You asked where we were. Its a little blip on a screen off Highway 14 in Arkansas. A perfect little town called Big Flat. There is nothing Big or Flat about it, but to me its heaven on earth. BR/BR/Huggles and see ya next week!BR/Donica C
David
June 30, 2007 9:58 pm
here from michele, and feeling uncertain what is going on, but then I am prone to distraction and have a hard time focusing. BR/peace and wellness to you susan
Marcia (MeeAugraphie)
July 1, 2007 8:18 pm
I was tagged as a rockin’ blogger but I haven’t done my post yet – sure won’t be as rockin’ as yours. Trevor was full of himself today.
Joy Renee
July 2, 2007 6:28 pm
oh, yes. you rock susan. absolutely!BR/BR/so does Trevor (but don’t tell him I said so. He might, i don’t know, take over your blog and lock you out for good…)BR/BR/thanx for visiting my tt. i’m combining my tt visiting with Poetry Train visiting cause stuff got in the way this week. Literaly. lots and lots of stuff. (see my friday post)