Trevor’s Word of the Moment: Extreme



Extreme? Are you shitting me? My first thought was that Extreme would be a kick-ass name for a band. I mean, shit. Look at ShapeShifter. We’re nothing if not extreme.

Thinking’s bad for your fucking health. Which means I wised up fast.

Only the pansies would think to call their band Extreme. Losers who think being extreme means acoustic guitars and love songs and black and white videos featuring half the band and close-ups of those pretty faces so the girls’ll swoon. I mean, shit, if you’ve got to tell people you’re extreme, there’s no fucking way in Hell you are. Even in your Goddamn dreams.

Now Extreme Losers. That’s a band name for ya. A man can have fun with a name like that. Play it ironic. Play it satiric. Play it serious, and play the shows so drunk, they all fall off the stage, into puddles of their own puke. Into clouds of blow.

Of course, with those sorts of habits, they wouldn’t be someone you wanted to listen to.

But I still don’t want to listen to those pansies and their acoustic love songs, either. That’s about as extreme as Rusty is.

And don’t get me started on her.

For some less tongue-in-cheek Sunday Scribblings, you know where to go. I hope.



  1. Andy Sewina

    January 10, 2010 7:38 pm

    Phew, whatever happened to the Ex-treme factor?

    Nicely done!!

  2. Dee

    January 10, 2010 8:49 pm

    Sheesh Trevor got on his soapbox 🙂
    (guess he irritated me a bit – I like to rock it out but I also like the acoustic love songs! – Ease up Trevor!)
    .-= Dee´s last blog ..Hunger =-.

  3. Darlene

    January 11, 2010 11:43 pm

    Trevor having a cranky day? lol.
    .-= Darlene´s last blog ..GIVEAWAY: 5 copies of Roses by Leila Meacham =-.

  4. Americanising Desi

    January 13, 2010 5:33 am

    really nicely done!

    I am sorry for the late arrival to Sunday Scribblings but I had to pay you a visit 🙂

    Happy SS

    Extreme ‘Caution’
    .-= Americanising Desi´s last blog ..Extreme ‘Caution’ =-.

  5. Wylie

    January 24, 2010 10:44 am

    Extreme-ly Entertaining! That’s our Trev 🙂

    Speaking of HOT words… do your kids use ‘random’ to describe everything? I don’t know if it’s a regional thing, or if the kids are getting it from tv, but everything is ‘so random’. *headslap*
    .-= Wylie´s last blog ..Scuba TV =-.

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