February 6, 2008
Yo. Trevor still here. This blogging gig sucks, but Susan’s sick. Really fucking sick. Not getting off the couch sick.
So I’m gonna make fun of her this week.
| Thirteen Comments from the Peanut Gallery
1. Mitchell: Look! She’s a shadow of herself! 2. Remember this whiny post? Ha. It’s got nothing on that blob parked on the couch. 3. We all know she writes book reviews over at Front Street Reviews. 4. Beats the shit outta us where or how it happened, but these Bostick Communications people picked up Susan’s name. Not a bad idea, except their oh-so-researched targeted marketing has her deleting about five e-mails a day. 5. They’re all for Christian lit and non-fiction! Why the fuck would you send a Jewish novelist an offer to review your Christian lit or non-fiction????? 6. Mitchell: She reviewed LL Cool J. And that Brian Wilson book. And White Bicycles. Those weren’t fiction. 7. Now, here’s a good one to show you how out of it Susan is. The Tour Manager called to tell her that this new doohickey showed up. 8. Eric: Oh, hi guys. Want to practice when Daniel gets back? 9. Trevor: We suck at ragging on Susan, know that? 10. Eric: She’ll have to catch up on the awards when she’s feeling better. 11. Trevor: This sucks. You can’t rag on someone when she’s this pathetic. 12. Eric: Oh, look! She’s up! 13. Trevor: Yum Yum. |
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Joely Sue Burkhart
February 6, 2008 8:30 pm
Hugs, I hope you feel better soon!
Sandee (Comedy +)
February 6, 2008 8:45 pm
She will get well, and well you are in big trouble then. Bwahahahaha. Have a great TT. 🙂
bunnygirl
February 6, 2008 9:07 pm
Sorry you’re still sick, Susan! Congrats on the new trainer, though. I’m sure you’ll be on that bike again soon. Just don’t let Trevor try to fix you anything to eat. Not that he probably would, but you never know.
Sandy Carlson
February 6, 2008 9:13 pm
I can answer No. 5: to maybe double check the facts….
Breeni Books
February 6, 2008 9:32 pm
Go make the woman some chicken soup, Trevor! BR/BR/But seriously, this is hilarious.BR/BR/Happy TT! I’ll put mine up when I think of something!
L^2
February 6, 2008 10:09 pm
LOL! I hope you’re feeling better soon, Susan.
julia
February 6, 2008 10:19 pm
LOL Susan! This has a surreal I’ve-been-sick-too-long thing going on. I do hope you feel better soon. But this post was funny from the ‘# whatever’. And the shadow-of-herself photo!
Susan Helene Gottfried
February 6, 2008 10:24 pm
Yes, I have DEFINITELY been sick too long.
Sue
February 6, 2008 10:26 pm
Hope you feel better soonly! Happy TT and thanks so much for stopping by!
The Gal Herself
February 6, 2008 10:39 pm
Poor Susan! Daniel’s got her car! But it’s good to see that Trevor has a conscience when it comes to ragging the vulnerable. (Thanks for visiting my TT)
Lori
February 6, 2008 10:40 pm
Happy TT my friend. Thanks for stopping by my WW:)
Jenny McB
February 6, 2008 11:08 pm
Those “poor” boys were trying so hard to pick on you, but even that was a bit over their heads. Sue, hope you feel better soon so that guys can get out to play. I don’t think they will make good nurse maids.
susiej.com
February 6, 2008 11:23 pm
OH MAN! Everyone’s getting sick right now! Get better soon… at least before Valentine’s DAy.
susiej.com
February 6, 2008 11:26 pm
OH MAN! Everyone’s getting sick right now! Get better soon… at least before Valentine’s DAy.
Ann
February 6, 2008 11:30 pm
I hope you feel better soon. 🙂
pjazzypar
February 6, 2008 11:36 pm
Get well soon and thanks for visiting me. Happy TT.
Wylie Kinson
February 6, 2008 11:58 pm
SHG – you’re sick?? Get well soon, sweetie!! Get my man Mitchell *swoon* to whip you up the old fashioned cure-all… Chicken Soup!BR/BR/(Hey – I see a Chicken Soup for the Rock Star’s Soul waiting to be written 😉
Babystepper
February 7, 2008 12:12 am
Hope you can get off the couch soon.
Open Grove Claudia
February 7, 2008 12:27 am
Gosh Trevor, why do you have to be so disrespectful? It’s really unnecessary and unkind. You would so complain if someone spoke about you this way.BR/BR/Get Susan some chicken soup and an apology – pronto!
Buck Naked Politics
February 7, 2008 12:47 am
I didn’t know that Susan is sick. Send her my regards (Cupples @ Buck Naked Politics).
pussreboots
February 7, 2008 12:58 am
I’m laughing at #5. Happy TT.
Nicole Austin
February 7, 2008 1:22 am
I hope you’re feeling better soon. Very funny list!
Robin
February 7, 2008 3:34 am
Susan is obviously still much more creative sick than I am healthy!BR/BR/Now get up off your lazy ass and go make her some soup you ingrate! She gave you life and you can’t even make a lousy can of soup? It’s not like I’m suggesting you actually chop vegetables or anything, just warm it up.
xakara
February 7, 2008 6:38 am
Ooo, sorry you’re sick!BR/BR/(((Healing Vibes)))BR/BR/~X
Pop Tart
February 7, 2008 9:31 am
Yum Yum indeed ;)BR/BR/Do your book characters ever think Iyou’re/I the fictional character?BR/BR/PS I have A HREF=”http://www.kitschy-kitschy-coo.com/2008/02/thirteen-more-bits-0-paper-scans.html” REL=”nofollow”two/A, count ’em, A HREF=”http://www.collectorsquest.com/blog/2008/02/07/lessons-in-collecting-greeting-cards/” REL=”nofollow”2/A, TT posts this week.
Tempest Knight
February 7, 2008 9:43 am
Hope you get well soon, chica!
fullbodytransplant
February 7, 2008 9:55 am
I need to start an award…BR/BR/Most Hilarious Thursday Thirteen of All Time.BR/BR/Thanks for making me spit my coffee all over the keyboard in front of my students! I may never stop laughing.
storyteller
February 7, 2008 10:02 am
So sorry you’re sick … had that bug myself LAST week and hated it! Clever post … much more imaginative that what I did when I was ill, but then I don’t have Trevor et al to take over for me. LOLBR/Hugs and blessings,
Tilly Greene
February 7, 2008 10:42 am
I’m so sorry you’re feeling poorly, but I had to laugh at the hijacking of your TT…even when you’re sick, you’re fabulous!BR/BR/Hugs darlin’! Get better soon 🙂
Darla
February 7, 2008 12:17 pm
Well, at least they didn’t rag on you too terribly. Feel better soon! {{{{{hugs}}}}}
Susan Helene Gottfried
February 7, 2008 12:20 pm
I’m too boring for good ragging. It’s really that simple.
Lesley
February 7, 2008 12:22 pm
Awww! Feel better soon, Susan!
Harris Channing
February 7, 2008 12:32 pm
I hope you feel better soon but even sick your tts are better than mine!BR/BR/~Harris.
Amy Ruttan
February 7, 2008 1:12 pm
She’s a Jewish novelist review Christian books. ROFL!!!BR/BR/You better get well soon, so you can come on line and do our write ins. 😀
Susan Helene Gottfried
February 7, 2008 1:17 pm
I miss our write-ins. ;(
OneLuvGurl
February 7, 2008 1:36 pm
lol! That made me laugh!BR/BR/http://blog.mysocalledsite.com/?p=199 Happy TT! 🙂
Starrlight
February 7, 2008 2:27 pm
I feel your pain Susan. 2+ weeks here. Kidlet and I are slowly on the mend.
Kaige
February 7, 2008 2:39 pm
Hope you’re feeling better soon. DS and DH have got it here. Might wanna check my TT for some relief. LOL.BR/BR/Take care.BR/BR/Trevor, you and the guys need to be nice to poor Susan!
Chelle Y.
February 7, 2008 2:57 pm
Get well soon!
Lisa Andel
February 7, 2008 3:15 pm
Susan!!!! We’re not prepared. I just stopped by Nicole’s and saw her list. (We’re still good with the leather though).
jayedee
February 7, 2008 3:26 pm
sending all kinds of healing energy and prayers your way! PLEASE feel better soon…..we can’t deal with much more substitute blogging!
Trevor
February 7, 2008 3:28 pm
Yeah? Why the fuck not?
Thomma Lyn
February 7, 2008 3:34 pm
Oh Susan, I’m so sorry you’re sick! I hope you feel better soon. My cats are all sending you purrs!BR/BR/The boys, as ever, made me chortle!
jayedee
February 7, 2008 3:50 pm
lighten up trevor! you can’t help it that you were born a man…..i’m just over the testosterone thing right now and you got caught in the crossfire.BR/go write a song or something….it will make you feel better. oi!
Shelley Munro
February 7, 2008 3:52 pm
I hope you get better soon, Susan. You need to exert control over those boys 😉
Trevor
February 7, 2008 3:53 pm
Why not try getting over THIS man? It’ll make ME feel better.
Susan Helene Gottfried
February 7, 2008 3:55 pm
Shelly, ya think?
damozel
February 7, 2008 4:01 pm
Somebody needs a good paddling. Back in yer pen, dawgs.BR/BR/Hope you feel better soon, Susan! Thanks for visiting when you’re so sick and all!BR/BR/ A LINKINDEX=”269″ SET=”yes” HREF=”http://theflatlandalmanack.typepad.com/the_flatland_chronicles/2008/02/t13-12-pictures.html” REL=”nofollow”T13 #12 |nbsp; Pictures from the (Virtual) Earth:nbsp; Thirteen Landscapes/A
Thomma Lyn
February 7, 2008 4:27 pm
Trevor, schnookums, not to worry — you Ialways/I make me purr. 😀
jayedee
February 7, 2008 5:02 pm
hey dude, i was trying to make light of a situation that affects me here in the lost world. didn’t mean to knock your nose out of joint. i’m sorry we’ve managed to offend each other. i apologize. pax? ok?BR/BR/cc’d from my blog to yours
Susan Helene Gottfried
February 7, 2008 5:33 pm
Uhh, Jaydee, that was a proposition!
LibAnn
February 7, 2008 5:37 pm
ROFLMAO
Jinger
February 7, 2008 5:46 pm
Feel better soon gal!BR/JJ
Donica Covey
February 7, 2008 5:49 pm
I hope you feel better soon Chicka! BR/BR/Gotta lubs a smart ass man…Kick his ass a few times for me, huh?BR/BR/Huggles!BR/Donica
the teach
February 7, 2008 5:50 pm
Susan, get well soon and get back to blogging. Trevor is no substitute! 🙂
Melanie
February 7, 2008 5:51 pm
I hope Susan feels better soon. Interesting TT.
Believer in Balance
February 7, 2008 5:58 pm
I hope you feel better!
Annie
February 7, 2008 6:00 pm
LL Cool J? And you’re going to rag on my 80’s picks? LOL!BR/BR/This was funny! Happy TT!
Lara Angelina
February 7, 2008 6:19 pm
Susan,BR/So sorry to hear you are down and out, but at least you clearly have retained your sense of style and humor!! Hope you are feeling better soon — !BR/Happy TT (I couldn’t even muster up the energy to think of 13 things today!)
MondaythroughSunday
February 7, 2008 6:26 pm
Hope you feeling better!
gautami tripathy
February 7, 2008 9:31 pm
I like Susan, Thabnks! Make fun of her as much you can..BR/BR/This is for Susan:BR/BR/BTW, you have been tagged for A HREF=”http://readingandmorereading.blogspot.com/2008/02/another-book-meme-page-123.html” REL=”nofollow”book meme page 123/A.
grace
February 7, 2008 11:47 pm
I hope Su gets well soon!
Celticlibrarian
February 8, 2008 4:57 am
I send you feel better vibes and lots of hot tea. I hope that you’re better soon before the band gets too rowdy or starts practicing in your front room.
karen!
February 8, 2008 3:24 pm
This is a neat post. I hope you feel better soon, S!
Tink
February 8, 2008 4:56 pm
Best wishes, I hope you’ll feel better soon. Thanks for visiting my Dalai Lama quotes!
cheesygiraffe
February 10, 2008 1:29 pm
Po’ Susan is still sick. And she let the boys take over. I feel sorry for her when she feels better and has to clean the mess up. 😮
Malcolm
February 11, 2008 10:03 pm
If that target marketing is sending you Christian lit emails, they aren’t even close to the bullseye. If I wasn’t such a cynic, I would be tempted to try sleeping with a workout book under my pillow in hopes of transforming my body overnight.